{"title":"Mugs \u0026 Totes","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack mugs and organic cotton totes for the break room and the bag you carry to it. Dark-humor nurse lines, printed when you order, free US shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"nocturnal-by-license-mug","title":"Nocturnal by License – Night Shift Nurse Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the coffee that has to last from 0300 to handoff. \"Nocturnal by License\" in off-white on both sides of a black glossy mug, so it reads the same in either hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gift for the night shift nurse who drinks coffee at hours most people call bedtime, and has opinions about the break room machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack glossy ceramic mug, 11 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOff-white print on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted when you order, so nothing is overproduced. 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