Apparel for night-shift nurses

Dark humor for the night shift.

For nurses who clock in when everyone else clocks out, and laugh about things day shift couldn't handle. No pastel hearts. No stethoscope clip-art.

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Why Vitals in Black

  • Made for 0300

    Not generic "nurse life." Written for the people who chart by monitor glow and know never to say the Q word.

  • Black, on purpose

    Black garments, off-white prints, clean type. Looks like clothing, not a hospital gift shop. Wear it off the clock.

  • Printed when you order

    Every piece is made on demand by our print partner, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

No hero montage

Nobody makes a heartfelt movie about hour nine of a twelve. The night shift runs on coffee, sarcasm and the kind of humor you can't explain to your family.

We're not nurses. We just noticed you'd been stuck with pastel hearts and "superhero in scrubs" for long enough. So the jokes come from you. Send us the thing you actually say at 0300. If it ends up on a shirt, you get credited on the product page and the first one is yours.

Send us your line

Before you ask

How do the sizes fit?

Tees are a unisex regular fit and run true to size. Size up for an oversized look. The hoodie has a modern fit that runs a little small, so size up for a relaxed fit. Every product page has a full size chart.

How long does delivery take?

Everything is printed when you order. Our print partner estimates about 5–7 days for delivery to the US.

Can I send you a line for a shirt?

Please do. Send us the thing you actually say at 0300 on Instagram. If it ends up on a shirt, you're credited on the product page and the first one is yours.