Apparel for night-shift nurses

Dark humor for the night shift.

For nurses who clock in when everyone else clocks out, and laugh about things day shift couldn't handle. No pastel hearts. No stethoscope clip-art.

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It's Not Burnout, It's Personality Now – Night Shift Nurse T-Shirt

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Tees

Soft black tees for the walk in at 1900. $32, free US shipping.

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Hoodies

Hospitals run cold at night. Break rooms run colder.

Sweatshirts

Soft crewnecks to throw over scrubs. The joke goes on the front where day shift can read it.

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For the Break Room

Mugs for the coffee that has to last from 0300 to handoff, and a tote for everything else.

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Why Vitals in Black

  • Made for 0300

    Not generic "nurse life." Written for the people who chart by monitor glow and know never to say the Q word.

  • Made to wear off the clock

    Clean type, simple prints, soft unisex fits. Looks like clothing, not a hospital gift shop.

  • Printed when you order

    Every piece is made on demand by our print partner, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

No hero montage

Nobody makes a heartfelt movie about hour nine of a twelve. The night shift runs on coffee, sarcasm and the kind of humor you can't explain to your family.

Most nurse merch is pastel hearts and "superhero in scrubs." This isn't that. The best lines come from nurses themselves: send us the thing you actually say at 0300. If it ends up on a shirt, you get credited on the product page and the first one is yours.

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Before you ask

How do the sizes fit?

Tees are a unisex regular fit and run true to size. Size up for an oversized look. The hoodie has a modern fit that runs a little small, so size up for a relaxed fit. Every product page has a full size chart.

What does shipping cost?

Every US order ships free. No minimum. Shipping to Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and the rest of the world is shown at checkout before you pay.

How long does delivery take?

Everything is printed when you order. Our print partner estimates about 5–7 days for delivery to the US.

Can I send you a line for a shirt?

Please do. Send us the thing you actually say at 0300 on Instagram. If it ends up on a shirt, you're credited on the product page and the first one is yours.