Mugs

Vitals in Black mugs aren’t just ceramic—they’re armor for the soul and caffeine for the chaos.

This collection is for the alt nurses, night shifters, and emotionally detached caretakers who survive on sarcasm, adrenaline, and way too much coffee. Each mug is wrapped in sharp black, bold graphics, and brutal honesty. From gothic skull motifs to burnout humor, these are made for breakroom legends who’ve seen it all—and still show up.

Whether you’re stabilizing vitals or suppressing emotions, there’s a mug here that speaks your language.