Vitals & Caffeine – Alt Nurse Coffee Mug for Emotional Survivors

This one’s for the alt nurses and emotional containment experts who know the real order of operations:
☕ Coffee → 💉 Vitals → 😐 Emotional shutdown.

The Vitals & Coffee Mug is your badge of burnout-proof honor, printed with a bold skull design and zero sugarcoating.
Perfect for night shift nurses, ER warriors, or anyone who’s ever had to smile while suppressing a scream.

Whether you’re downing your third cup or sipping between traumas, this mug reminds everyone in the room—you run on caffeine and controlled chaos.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!