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Too Dead Inside to Call in Sick – Mug for Alt Nurses & Night Shift Lifers

Too Dead Inside to Call in Sick – Mug for Alt Nurses & Night Shift Lifers

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Some mornings hit harder than others—especially after 12 hours patching up chaos. The Too Dead Inside to Call in Sick mug is for the ones who show up anyway. Featuring a bold, gothic design of a burned-out skeleton slumped at a monitor, this 11oz ceramic mug delivers a heavy dose of dark humor with every sip. Perfect for alt nurses, night-shift warriors, and anyone who runs on caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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