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Vitals in Black
Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring – Alt Nurse Mug
Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring – Alt Nurse Mug
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If you’ve ever powered through a 12-hour shift on nothing but caffeine and attitude, this mug was made for you. Featuring a bold retro nurse gripping her coffee with zero apologies, the “Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring” mug is a tribute to alt nurses, night shifters, and every outsider who clocks in with style.
This isn’t your average cute nurse mug. It’s a badge of burnout survival and black humor, designed for the alt-medical rebels who never quite fit the hospital’s corporate poster mold. Whether you're sipping your 3AM brew in a breakroom lit by fluorescent regrets or chilling at home off-shift, this matte black 11oz ceramic mug sends the perfect message: you’re awake, you’re caffeinated, and no, you still don’t care.
Perfect for gifting, venting, or sipping with style.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn’t your average cute nurse mug. It’s a badge of burnout survival and black humor, designed for the alt-medical rebels who never quite fit the hospital’s corporate poster mold. Whether you're sipping your 3AM brew in a breakroom lit by fluorescent regrets or chilling at home off-shift, this matte black 11oz ceramic mug sends the perfect message: you’re awake, you’re caffeinated, and no, you still don’t care.
Perfect for gifting, venting, or sipping with style.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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