Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring – Alt Nurse Hoodie for Burned-Out Night Shifters

For the caregivers who run on coffee and sarcasm.

You didn’t choose the night shift life — it chose you. And somewhere between IV alarms, half-lit hallways, and your third cup of burnout brew, you mastered the art of looking alive. The “Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring” hoodie was made for you — the overworked, under-rested, and quietly rebellious alt nurse who holds it all together on pure caffeine and dark humor.

Whether you’re wrapping up a 12-hour graveyard shift or gearing up to face another night of chaos, this hoodie speaks your truth without saying a word. Vintage-inspired, bold as hell, and laced with attitude — just like you.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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