Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring – Alt Nurse T-Shirt

Because sleep is a myth and empathy is running on espresso.

This one’s for the night shifters, the sarcastic saints of the ICU, the caffeine-fueled guardians of chaos. The “Caffeinated Enough to Fake Caring” tee captures the exact moment you smile through exhaustion, balancing sass with survival — all while sipping your third cup of nurse-grade fuel.

Perfect for late nights, deadpan humor, and those days when “patient care” starts with “self-preservation.”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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