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Vitals in Black
Coffee. Vitals. Emotional Detachment. – Alt Nurse Tee for the Chronically Over It
Coffee. Vitals. Emotional Detachment. – Alt Nurse Tee for the Chronically Over It
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$29.95 USD
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$29.95 USD
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Before saving lives, we caffeinate.
This shirt is for the ones who stabilize chaos with one hand and sip bitter truth with the other.
Featuring golden skulls, a steaming cup, and clinical deadpan humor, this tee was made for the night shift warriors and emotionally unavailable saints who walk hospital halls like battlefields.
Soft, breathable cotton meets pitch-black humor — just the way you like it.
Wear it to work, wear it to crash. Either way, it’s accurate.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt is for the ones who stabilize chaos with one hand and sip bitter truth with the other.
Featuring golden skulls, a steaming cup, and clinical deadpan humor, this tee was made for the night shift warriors and emotionally unavailable saints who walk hospital halls like battlefields.
Soft, breathable cotton meets pitch-black humor — just the way you like it.
Wear it to work, wear it to crash. Either way, it’s accurate.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
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