Night Shift Nurse & Mom Tee – I’ve Seen Everything

You’re not just a nurse. You’re a night shift nurse. And a mother of two. You’ve seen it all—code blues and spilled juice boxes—and this shirt says exactly what you’ve been thinking.

This limited design from Vitals in Black is a tribute to the ones who hold it together in the chaos. The ones who change lives at 3AM, and change diapers at 6. A bold skull, ornate vintage swirls, and the battle cry:
“I’m a Night Shift Nurse and a Mother of Two. I’ve Seen Everything.”

This is not just another graphic tee. It’s armor for the chronically overlooked. Humor for the burnout-proof. A gothic nod to the real ones—nurses who work the graveyard shift and raise a family with whatever energy is left.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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