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The GOMER Hoodie – Angels Don’t Triage Anymore
The GOMER Hoodie – Angels Don’t Triage Anymore
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This is for the ones who’ve hit their emotional limit, watched the revolving door spin again, and still showed up for the next shift.
GOMER — short for Get Out of My Emergency Room — is the unspoken code whispered between jaded ER staff when the chart reads “frequent flyer” and the case is chaos wrapped in complexity. This hoodie doesn’t celebrate cruelty it acknowledges the boundaries medics and nurses are forced to build to survive.
The design features a solemn angel figure at the center of a decaying classical frame head bowed, wings heavy, surrounded by silent witnesses to emotional detachment. It's not about giving up. It's about guarding what's left.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
GOMER — short for Get Out of My Emergency Room — is the unspoken code whispered between jaded ER staff when the chart reads “frequent flyer” and the case is chaos wrapped in complexity. This hoodie doesn’t celebrate cruelty it acknowledges the boundaries medics and nurses are forced to build to survive.
The design features a solemn angel figure at the center of a decaying classical frame head bowed, wings heavy, surrounded by silent witnesses to emotional detachment. It's not about giving up. It's about guarding what's left.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
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