Too Dead to Call in Sick Hoodie – Night Shift Nurse Edition

This hoodie is for the undead crew keeping the hospital running while the rest of the world sleeps. It’s for the ones who clock in after midnight, carry the unit on their backs, and somehow still show up when burnout has turned to bone.

The back graphic features a skeletal figure slumped in a hospital chair—IV bag overhead, monitors buzzing, soul long gone. Surrounding it in distressed Gothic lettering:
“Too dead to call in sick.”
The unspoken oath of night shifters and alt nurses everywhere.

Wear it as armor. Wear it as truth. You’re not fragile—you’re just fried.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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