Too Dead to Call in Sick Tee – Alt Nurse / Night Shifter Edition

This shirt isn’t for the morning crowd.

It’s for the nurses who crawl out of work when the sun’s already up, the ones who sleep in fragments, live off caffeine, and show up again because no one else will. Featuring a haunting gothic design with a skeleton slumped in a hospital chair, monitors still running, and the words that echo through every overworked night shifter’s soul:
“Too dead to call in sick.”

This isn’t burnout. This is identity.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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