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Vitals Stable. Me, Unclear. – Funny Nurse T-Shirt

Vitals Stable. Me, Unclear. – Funny Nurse T-Shirt

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Every patient on the unit: stable. The nurse charting it at 0400: pending further assessment. Off-white print on black, for the one keeping everyone else alive.

A dark humor nurse shirt for the night shift, written in the language you actually chart in. It's the joke you'd make at the nurses' station, not the one on a hospital gift shop mug, and it reads just as well to the coworker who's on hour eleven with you.

Looking for a gift for a nurse who works nights? This is the one for the nurse who would roll their eyes at "nurses are angels" merch.

Details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton (black), 4.5 oz/yd² lightweight Gildan Softstyle tee
  • Off-white print on the front
  • Unisex regular fit. Runs true to size; size up for an oversized look.
  • Sizes XS to 5XL. See the size chart for measurements.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

Made to order

Printed when you order, so nothing is overproduced. Our print partner estimates about 5–7 days for delivery to the US.

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